Gidday all you dirty bastards, sexy ladies, & of course new comers who if do not know who I am by now had better get with the program cause Dirty Keith is in the house.

What to dribble on about at the moment, well first I'd like you to tell me what have you pussy feinds been up to on the street, cause man there's been quite a few good shows going on around the place which is excellent to see. Been to a couple of gatherings recently where we had the ladies cracking into toys, swinging off poles along with a few crazy moves which was the shit.

One of the blokes at a party not to long ago ended up being showered in jim beam by one of the ladies who's name I won't meantion but avana looked like she was having a great time going to town which was quite entertaining for the boys. I find an erotic dance show always goes down nice with a few interesting "added little extras" on the side.

Keep an eye out for this beast around the show cause when this mobile's on the scene, you know you're in for a good time.

What else, the site has had a bit of a vamp up as you can see which is looking fantastic & will be updated again very soon with a gallery of all of my avalible lovely ladies so the lads are able to check out the dancers before they roll up on the scene. Now for the ladies we do have positions avalible so if you are over 18 & keen on becoming a hottie with a whole lot of body by joining the team just send me an email & your're on your way to becoming an MNP star.

Well people I had better keep moving but be sure to keep an eye out for the ever so changing pics around here the upcoming gallery of ladies & of course I'll be here as well to have another rant about shit but until then, take it easy & catch ya next time...

P.S, Dirty Keith says, Keep it real, Keep it Dirty...